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Legend

The original quotes uses a number system to replace certain parts of the text with stats from the players etc, for ease of viewing I've replaced those with set stats, and listed the set stats here. So all quotes will use Crystal vs Steffan etc.

  1. Player1 - Crystal
  2. Player2 - Steffan
  3. HAR1 - jaguar
  4. HAR2 - shadow
  5. Arena - power plant
  6. His/Her P1 - Her
  7. Him/Her P1 - Her
  8. He/She P1 - She
  9. (none)
  10. Him/Her P2 - Him
  11. He/She P2 - He

Quotes

Overwhelming wins
  1. Crystal showed incredible abilities with the Jaguar as Steffan became little more than a punching bag.
  2. This one, as well as other outstanding hits, have sent Steffan back to the shop for a while.
  1. For all you folks that enjoy an evenly matched battle, I hope you didn't pay for the match at the Power Plant.
  2. …But for all you who like the occasional one-sided masochistic pouncing, then watch out for Crystal.
  1. Whoa, this challenger meant business tonight. Crystal could show the old pros a thing or two about that Jaguar.
  2. Check this action out. This is how Steffan looked the whole match: beaten, bruised, and bewildered.
  1. The crowd cheered as Steffan was defeated in the remarkable showdown with Crystal.
  2. Crystal pleased excited onlookers with respectable skill. Here's the hit that ended the match.
  1. Crystal was looking good this evening. Her Jaguar left the Power Plant with only a few scars from Her overmatched opponent.
  2. Steffan showed some pretty pathetic fighting skills, and Crystal took advantage of him. Just look at this hit.
  1. The Power Plant was rocked tonight by the impressive Crystal. Steffan needs some more practice before He can beat the likes of Her.
  2. Shadow parts littered the floor after repeated blows like this. Almost makes me feel sorry for Steffan's repair crew.
Wins
  1. Crystal fought a respectable battle with Steffan and was victorious. Not half bad, Crystal!
  2. They both did some damage, but Crystal ended the contest with this shot.
  1. …And in the arena tonight, Steffan gave Crystal a run for Her money, but came up a few thousand credits short.
  2. Steffan held in there for a while, but Crystal simply out-performed Him with moves like this.
  1. All you arena junkies out there got a pretty good show at the Power Plant. Steffan fought with skill, but not enough…
  2. …to put down Crystal's hulking Jaguar. Hey, maybe next time, Steffan.
  1. Crystal and Steffan were evenly matched. The Shadow of Steffan will spend some time in the shop tonight!
  2. These two fought practically blow for blow until Crystal finally nailed Steffan with this well-timed shot.
  1. I sure hope Crystal and Steffan's repair crews didn't plan any parties tonight.
  2. With the mediocre performance by Crystal, Her Jaguar repair crew will be stuck in the shop almost as long as Her opponent's.
  1. Now this was an even match-up if I've ever seen one. If they fought this match tomorrow, Steffan could just as easily win.
  2. Crystal's final, stumbling blow ended the match in what could only be called a fortunate victory.
Loss
  1. Whew, Steffan really tore into Crystal. Crystal should probably take that Jaguar back to the training field.
  2. All I can say to Crystal is get some practice. That Jaguar won't win without your help.
  1. A good performance by Crystal, but obviously not enough to rival Steffan's Shadow
  2. Crystal's prowess is obvious, but this shot really shows what a Shadow can do in the hands of Steffan.
  1. Ohh, a bad day in the life of Crystal. Well, I'm sure Steffan won't shed any tears over Her loss.
  2. Crystal landed some pretty good shots, but was worn down by ground shaking shots like this one.
  1. Hmm.. Crystal showed some guts in the Power Plant against Steffan tonight, but just didn't show enough skill.
  2. Crystal stood Her ground courageously, but was eventually left lying on it. Well Crystal, there's always tomorrow.
  1. Nice try Crystal. This was about as close as they come, folks. Steffan must be thankful for …
  2. blows like this one. It was shots like this that kept Steffan just a half-step ahead of Crystal.
  1. Wow, this was a close one. Crystal and Steffan traded blows in the Power Plant until…
  2. Steffan, fatigued and stumbling, landed this, the final blow. The next time these two meet, it'll be some rematch.
  1. Folks, you've gotta feel a little sorry for Crystal tonight. If it weren't for Steffan landing…
  2. a few lucky blows like this one, I think Crystal would have pulled this one off.
Overwhelming loss
  1. I'll sum this one up for all you sports fans in two words: TRACK MEET. Steffan ran circles around, and sometimes over,
  2. Crystal and Her ill-fated Jaguar. Crystal should start making bets against Herself if She's gonna take dives like this one.
  1. My, my, my… Who had control of that Jaguar! Oh, it was Crystal. Well, I have some advice for you, Crystal.
  2. Duck, block, dodge, call in sick, do something other than take hit after hit from that Shadow.
  1. This match was pretty one sided. Steffan dominated the match against the overwhelmed Crystal.
  2. The performance by Steffan was simply outstanding. Crystal couldn't react fast enough to stop the onslaught.
  1. Steffan really knows what he's doing out there, or maybe Crystal simply has no clue. Regardless, this was a blowout.
  2. There were a few lucky shots by Crystal, but most of the time the match looked like this.
  1. They must be pretty short on pilots these days to recruit the likes of Crystal.
  2. I could have blocked this last hit in my sleep. Hey, maybe that's the problem. Somebody wake up Crystal.
Unranked Challenger
  1. And in other news, after Crystal's fight tonight, Steffan, an unranked competitor, has issued a public challenge to Crystal.
  2. Well, if She accepts the challenge, you can bet your life I'll be there to watch the fight!
  3. Do you want to fight this challenger?
Tournament win
  1. I sure hope you didn't miss this fight folks, because tonight we have a NEW CHAMPION.